A Sense of Doubt blog post #3339 - CLASS IS CANCELED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE WHILE I DO MY JOB
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MARCH 27, 2024
CLASS IS CANCELED
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
WHILE I DO MY JOB
Dear Students
—
I am sorry to
say that I will need to cancel all classes for an indeterminate length of time
while I work on doing my job.
I realize you think that teaching is my
job, but there are many other aspects to being a professor. In the unlikely
event that you are curious about what else a professor might have to do, here
are a few of the issues that need my attention.
The recent change to our course-management system has meant that
I need to re-upload every document and assignment and reassign every homework.
I will be attending three two-hour training sessions to help me do this. I was
staying ahead of the class for the first few weeks, but I’ve finally lost that
battle.
My contract with this institution requires me to be active with
research. Unfortunately, I have been too busy to keep up with what’s happening
in my field. So, I need to read six months’ worth of journals and then develop
a new research project to allow me to get the first pay raise we’ve had in
three years. It’s only a 2 percent raise, but on my salary, that makes a big
difference. I would ask if you’re interested in being a student researcher, but
I don’t know how to hire or pay you, and our department’s administrative
associate has been doing the work of three people since the recent budget cuts.
Research also involves dissemination, and I need to finish the
two half-written journal articles and submit them before my annual review in
three weeks. The annual review also requires me to write up my accomplishments
in detail and submit them two weeks before the review. This involves searching
four different places to find the correct information on how to submit the
document.
I also need to provide service to the university or my
professional communities. This includes reviewing and providing feedback on
four manuscripts from three different journals. I don’t know what I’ve missed
from my university committees since they are regularly scheduled during my
classes.
Current legislation requires training on
different topics on a regular basis, and I need to finish up my training
on FERPA, IT security, and sexual harassment, or they dock my pay.
I have to report the last three months of sick leave, or the
system will deny me all earned sick leave for the last year. Since my workload
leaves me so tired I catch a cold every three weeks, I have to be sure I have
enough sick days to not lose money. And since my family is forgetting what I
look like, sick days are doubly important to me.
Finally, there is yet another new software program for dealing
with advisees that requires three hours of training next week. I realize we had
a new program two years ago, but we are told this is a better one. (This
reminds me: if any of you are my advisees, you will need to help yourself
regarding next term’s schedule until I know how to use this new system and I
can find out who my advisees are.)
I promise that before our classes start up again, I will find
out who has whiteboard markers and erasers so that I have something to write
with. It used to be our custodial staff, but we lost half of the campus
facilities employees two budget cuts back, and I have never figured out who
controls the cache of markers.
I am sorry that my job is getting in the way of your learning. I
hope that the time you gain can be productively used in employment so that you
can pay for your college education.
Sincerely,
Your Professor
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